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I love doing poos in Tunbridge Wells. lol.
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When I do poos in Tunbridge Wells and its environs, I make bleating noises. A bit like a sheep or a goat.
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There's a famous clock in Tunbridge Wells town centre. Some of the residents like it, but I don't. lol
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The Pantiles is a place frequented by the posh and the Japanese. Sometimes they slip over in one of my slippier poos.
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There's a big rock in Tunbridge Wells in the shape of a toad. It's called the Toad Rock. It was named by a man from Tunbridge Wells who discovered that it looked like a toad. I often do a poo near by. I call it the turd rock.
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People from Tunbridge Wells don't like people from neighbouring Tonbridge. This is because they are working class. When I do a poo in Tonbridge I always make sure I have a piss all over it, just to hammer the point home.
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Tunbridge Wells is just above France and a long way away from Norway. It's great - apart from the Polish, obviously.
